Today I have selected the growing problem of chick flicks for termination. Why do you earth dwellers choose to watch such dribble? Trying checking out a decent movie. Preferably one with yours truly in it. You won't find the terminator in any wimpy crying movie. The only crying that should be in a movie should come from those who are being crushed by the terminator! Thus I offer my solutions.
First solution (more desirable): We round up all of the chick flicks and tape over the mushy parts with cool action movie fight scenes. This way the ladies can still have their movies, only they won't be contaminated by unreal situations. Instead show Jon McClain walking on glass and killing terrorists! Now that's good film!
Second solution (less desirable): I guess as long as I don't have to watch them anymore you may keep them, But don't ask me to watch them!
System Analysis . . . problem Terminated.
Ending transmission, Terminator going out for more popcorn . . . but I'll be back.
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