For my first problem to be terminated, I have chosen earth's pathetic dependency on crude oil. I do not see why you choose to use such a pathetic form of power. If it was up to me I would just capture the sun and harvest its energy directly. Unfortunatly your brains are too small to comprehend this superior thought. Thus I will present you with two perfect solutions.
First solution (and my personal favorite): I will terminate half of all the humans who consume crude oil. Thus demand will be reduced in half and the remaining humans will enjoy all the crude oil that their greedy little fleshy hearts desire.
Second solution (less desirable): We will harness the power of the atom and build three times the nuclear reactors and use the power to run our automobiles.
System Analysis . . . problem Terminated.
I have spared too many of my precious nanoseconds on your petty earth problems. Ending transmission, Terminator out . . . but I'll be back.
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