Now I will eliminate the human problem of road rage. Today on my way to work I got stuck behind some wingnut driving 25 in a 40 mph zone. I politely honked my horn repeatedly and the idiot gave me the finger. At this point I tagged him for immediate termination, but unfortunately I was with my advisor. He wouldn't permit me to terminate him. He let him get away. Fortunately I am the governor and have the power to inflict total pain on this man. But first my solutions.
First solution (more desirable): We will immediately equip all automobile's with rocket launchers. Instead of allowing road rage to occur simply terminate the fool who taunts you by cutting in front of you.
Second solution (less desirable): Therapy. We meet every Thursday at 5:30. Don't be late or else!
System Analysis . . . problem Terminated.
If you'll excuse me I have some license plates to trace. Ending transmission, Terminator out . . . but I'll be back.
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