Terminator back again. Today I will crush the puny problem of global warming. Really I don't see much of a problem with global warming. Temperature makes no difference to me. But for those who are too weak to have the earth be twenty or thiry degrees hotter than it is now, I will crush this problem. Thus I have come up with two solutions.
First solution (more desirable): I will blott out the sun for one year making the earth so cold that puny earth creatures will beg for global warming.
Seond solution (also good): I will destroy the ozone layer and issue everyone lead umbrella's. Those who are too weak to hold up the umbrella's will die. This will also eliminate the weak ones in our society.
System Analysis . . . problem Terminated.
I grow tired of fixing problems for now. Ending transmission, Terminator out . . . but I'll be back.
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