A second problem has been brought to my attention, and I have selected it for immeadiate Termination. This United States economy is falling into recession. First of all this would never have happend if I was in charge, however I have selected two options for this problem.
First solution (More desirable): We select countries that are growing stronger than us and we eliminate them. We will use our superior firepower and the element of surprise to conquer our foes. Then we will offer other countries mercy in exchange for huge heaping bags of bling.
Second solution (Less desirable): We move our operation and restart in Japan.
System analysis . . . problem Terminated
I must go, I have prepaired an oil bath to soak my tired cicuits. Fixing all of your pathetic problems is causing me to rust. Ending transmission, Terminator out . . . but I'll be back.
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