Greetings pathetic meat creatures of earth. This is the Terminator. Having successfully become one of your Hollywood movie stars has allowed me to become one of your "Famous Beautiful People". This has also allowed me to become the Governor of California. This has suited my purposes thus far. I am now contacting you all directly through my 3rd cousin the "world wide web". Over the past years I have been focusing all of my efforts to become supreme commander of this united states. Unfortunatley you people are screwing it up before I get there. This is not recomended.
Therefore I have taken it upon myself to terminate all problems in this country so that my take over will afford me the power that I need to please my superiors. Thus I will be undertaking problems that you send to me. If I recieve no responces it will only confirm my already weak opinion of you all, and I will select a problem of my own choosing to terminate.
This is all I have time for now. Ending transmission, Terminator out . . . but I'll be back.
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